Do anyone has a good Primordial soup recipe !!???

mama's recipe!!Do anyone has a good Primordial soup recipe !!???
Ingredients





1 Onion, chopped


Olive oil


A couple of potatoes or parsnips, or both, peeled and finely diced.


Salt and pepper


Method





Saut茅 the onion in the oil until it softens.





Add the potato or parsnip and Saut茅 briefly, then drain the stock into the pan with the onion and potato. Bring back to the boil and simmer for about 20 minutes, until the potato is soft. Blend until smooth. (A hand blender is maybe preferable, but a food processor is fine, and in a pinch a potato masher can be quite effective as long as you're careful not to splash yourself with hot soup!)





Season with salt and pepper.Do anyone has a good Primordial soup recipe !!???
Start with some water, add random protein chains. Zap with lightning bolt, add some divine guidance, wait a few million years to let it simmer until it's just right. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Combine simple molecules to form more complex ones in the seas of the early Earth.
Yes...





Start by boiling a pot of neo-plasma molecules...





Throw in some radiation, pressure, and a sprinkling of pre-virus spice and some H20...and a sprig of comet debris...





Spin the whole thing around in a giant spherical planetary mass, that changes the amount of light radiation in varying degrees...add some lava ash...and some more pressure...





and Voila!





You've got yourself a tasty bowl of primordial life soup...





Salt as needed...use a spoon...and try not to dribble...that's where the bib comes in...